Did this bitch really say my man is hung like a jackass and cums like a racehorse

cummed

alright, ill bite. whats cum

athomeinmybooks

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

cummed

haha i cum real laude all the time

georgebbwbush

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

brain--rott

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

aquaticplushies

ALT

Webkinz Seal made by Gabz Webkinz !!

unlicensedcatboydick

this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<

lavosse

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

mikopikopon

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

vapboy

HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT

vapboy

I DONT WANT TO SAVE THE TOWN

paddingtonhat

I think i met an angel on the train

paddingtonhat

This older man moved my skirt aside and I absent-mindedly said "oh sorry" for being partially in his seat and he said "dont be sorry, this is new york" and then showed me all his poetry about observing the world and living as a restaurant worker during the pandemic and we talked about how i worked in a grocery store and as a bartender so i resonated with his work and he told me "i may never meet you again but it's nice to meet someone worth talking to. I might sound like a world class idiot sage, but you can't be afraid. That's no way to live. You have to trust your humanity." Then he shook my hand and got off the stop before me. Hello. Hello . Hello.